astupidmexican's blog
a blog that belongs too astupidmexican, I'm 17 years old I'm obviously a very stupid Mexican, I'm not saying Mexicans are stupid just this one is . I watch: Hannibal and attack on titan. i love cars. i hate my life just like everybody else, i bet no one has even read this, nobody cares.

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

ghost-0f-jealousy:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

im almost positive that snake isn’t even big enough to hurt anyone. he’s just trying to have a good time, and he’s feeling so attacked right now.

wheremythoughtsare:

Do not ground your child because you caught them putting a cigarette flame to their wrist.

Do not discipline your child because they have cuts on their thighs.

Do not threaten to put your child in a mental institution because their only escape is self-harm.

Do not teach your children that if they open up to you about the scars on their bodies, the only thing they will get in return is punishment.

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

dank-hill:

everlasting-glob-dropper:

Let’s catch this little shit. Spread this fucking everywhere.

What a shit bag

sassykardashian:

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

laughterkey:

derelictjet:

mindofgemini:

goldist:

malformalady:

The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.

I love how this is like a creature from hell but it has like little pink cheeks 

deep sea anime blush stickers

fun fact those pink cheeks glow to attract unsuspecting prey

fashionable and functional with a dash of abject terror

My aesthetic.